Awkward is an awkwardly spelled word
The word bed looks like a bed
Obnoxious is such an obnoxious sounding word
The "b" in subtle is really subtle
shut the fuck up
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.