urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one

lameboob:

I love Maryland Monroe it’s my favorite state

Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule, but love people who never look at their schedule when you need them.

(Source: thebluthcompany)

adailypickupline:

My muscles aren’t the only thing that’s big.

adailypickupline:

My muscles aren’t the only thing that’s big.

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

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woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

(Source: clinteastwoocl)

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

humorous:

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

i just lost my shit

humorous:

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

i just lost my shit

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

(Source: wrdbnr)

No, fuck you. I was worth it.